You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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