Whod you bang
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it glows. i had to have it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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