your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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