take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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