Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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