before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
