He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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