"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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