And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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