He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit