my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Having a random hookup so left but love u
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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