big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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