im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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