I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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