What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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