Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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