More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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