I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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