I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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