why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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