remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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