just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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