Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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