He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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