it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
