youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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