Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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