then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
All the doctor said was why
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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