well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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