ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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