Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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