I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
