hotties wanna shake it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.