can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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