It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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