I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
