awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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