i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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