According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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