I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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