here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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