don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm bleeding and have questions
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize