hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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