she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
