too bad you live with your parents still
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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