Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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