if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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