I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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