I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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