Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
only you would photoshop your dick
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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